• Friend: Oh DAYMN look at dat topless picture of Taylor Lautner he's so FREAKIN HOT
  • Me: Um. Yeah I guess. He's not really my type.
  • Friend: What IS your type?
  • Me: Benedict Cumberba... *VIOLENT COUGHING BOUT* Sorry frog in my throat erm I mean yeah Taylor Lautner he's....
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: ...Yum?
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