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gingerthon: have you ever loved a celebrity so much that you wished you were dead just so you could...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:48:16 -0500

gingerthon:

have you ever loved a celebrity so much that you wished you were dead just so you could not love that celebrity anymore

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:24:17 -0500

whybenedict: shaggydoge: benedict looks like that in the shower scene because he forgot to take...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:25 -0500

whybenedict:

shaggydoge:

benedict looks like that in the shower scene because he forgot to take his socks off before getting in

my socks

orelpuppington: IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:39:17 -0500

orelpuppington:

IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:11 -0500

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:19:23 -0500

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:02:03 -0500

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:56:25 -0500

victoriousvocabulary: SPINNEY [noun] a small wood or thicket;...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:14:26 -0500

victoriousvocabulary:

SPINNEY

[noun]

a small wood or thicket; copse.

Etymology: from Old French espinei, from espine - thorn, from Latin spīna.

[Ani]

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:04:20 -0500

catbountry: weeaboo-chan: ok so i tried to find out what breed...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:41:48 -0500

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:03:59 -0500

#you are my favourite asshole

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:59:12 -0500

#you are my favourite asshole

interswagnet: on our WWII quiz one of the questions was “how many estimated deaths came from World...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:43:34 -0500

interswagnet:

on our WWII quiz one of the questions was “how many estimated deaths came from World War II?” and i put “at least 12” and my teacher marked it correct

(We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:06:32 -0500

(We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)

TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”

Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”

TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”

Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”

Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”

TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”

Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”

(Everyone starts laughing.)

TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”

(Everyone groans.)

TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”

(The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)

Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”

TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”

(The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)

Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”

(At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)

Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”

(The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)

Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”

Entire Class: “MAAATH!”

Professor: “MAAAAATH!”

Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!”

Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!”

(The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)

Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:59:47 -0500

so my friend’s 10-year-old brother made me into a Story...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:56:17 -0500

so my friend’s 10-year-old brother made me into a Story War card.

a Sarah

makes super funny joke that distracts the enemy, then attacks.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:10 -0500

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:15:26 -0500

Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:12:36 -0500

Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.