- Friend: Oh DAYMN look at dat topless picture of Taylor Lautner he's so FREAKIN HOT
- Me: Um. Yeah I guess. He's not really my type.
- Friend: What IS your type?
- Me: Benedict Cumberba... *VIOLENT COUGHING BOUT* Sorry frog in my throat erm I mean yeah Taylor Lautner he's....
- Friend: ...
- Me: ...
- Friend: ...
- Me: ...Yum?
